I once had an intense late-night discussion with friends concerning who’d survive the impending zombie apocalypse (hiya, 2012!): Keith Richards, Ozzy Osbourne, Willie Nelson, or Snoop Dogg.
Keith Richards was quickly nixed because he’s practically undead as is.
“Well, so is Ozzy!” The Stones contender contested.
“Not true! He’s the Prince of Darkness — that’s different!” I asserted.