Dave Grohl Suing Scissor Sisters For Scaring Image

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After attending a recent gig by indie disco-pop act The Scissor Sisters, Dave Grohl decided to sue the band for $75 million for mental anguish. Included in the suit is the band, the band’s record label, the promoter, Ticketmaster, and the band’s wardrobe department for creating what he says was a horribly upsetting image. In a video (below), Grohl notes that he was watching the show when suddenly lead singer Jack Shears stripped down to his underwear, and Grohl got a glimpse of the singer’s testicle. In the video, Grohl says “Every time I go to bed, every time I blink my eyes, I still see Jake's nuts. Is $75 million going to erase that from my life? Probably not.” Grohl notes that the image has been scarred into his brain, causing “anxiety, chills, panic and bouts of explosive diarrhea.” The band’s fans are quite upset apparently, noting that the lawsuit could derail the entire upcoming tour. While he notes he’s a big fan of the band, he says “I just don’t want Jake’s balls in my face.” Hilarious. After taking a look at the video, and how obviously fake the whole story is, it just goes to show that Dave Grohl is consistently one of the funniest rockstars out there that will basically work with or promote any band he likes. Do you like dancing? Sure you do. Check out the Scissor Sisters upcoming dates if you want more. They’re even opening for Lady Gaga if you’re really feeling the need for some hot stepping: Oct. 29 Copenhagen, Denmark @ Vega Nov. 1 Utrecht, Netherlands @ MCV Nov. 2 Cologne, Germany @ Live Music Hall Nov. 4 Paris, France @ Festival Les Inrocks Nov. 8 Barcelona, Spain @ Razzmatazz Nov. 10 Milan, Italy @ Alcatraz Nov. 11 Rome, Italy @ Pala Atlantico Nov. 13 Luxembourg, Luxembourg @ Rockhal Nov. 14 Munich, Germany @ Theaterfabrik Nov. 19 Buenos Aires, Argentina @ Hot Festival Nov. 22 Sao Paulo, Brazil @ Via Funchal Dec. 2 Brighton, England @ Brighton Centre Dec. 3 Birmingham, England @ LG Arena Dec. 6 Cardiff, Wales @ Cardiff International Arena Dec. 8 Glasgow, Scotland @ Scottish Exhibition & Conference Centre Dec. 10 Newcastle Upon Tyne, England @ Newcastle Arena Dec. 11 Manchester, England @ Manchester Evening News Arena Dec. 12 Brighton, England @ Brighton Centre Dec. 14 Nottingham, England @ Trent FM Arena Dec. 15 London, England @ O2 Arena Dec. 16 Bournemouth, England @ Bournemouth International Centre Feb. 19 Atlantic City, NJ @ Boardwalk Hall w/ Lady Gaga Feb. 21-22 New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden w/ Lady Gaga Feb. 24 Washington, DC @ Verizon Center w/ Lady Gaga Feb. 26 Pittsburgh, PA @ Consol Energy Center w/ Lady Gaga Feb. 28 Chicago, IL @ United Center w/ Lady Gaga March 1 Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena w/ Lady Gaga March 3 Toronto, ON @ Air Canada Centre w/ Lady Gaga March 4 Buffalo, NY @ HSBC Arena w/ Lady Gaga March 6 Ottawa, ON @ Scotiabank Place w/ Lady Gaga March 8 Boston, MA @ TD BankNorth Garden w/ Lady Gaga March 10 Columbus, OH @ Schottenstein Center w/ Lady Gaga March 12 Louisville, KY @ KFC Yum! Center w/ Lady Gaga March 14 Dallas, TX @ American Airlines Center w/ Lady Gaga March 15 San Antonio, TX @ AT & T Center w/ Lady Gaga March 17 Omaha, NE @ Qwest Center w/ Lady Gaga March 19 Salt Lake City, UT @ EnergySolutions Arena w/ Lady Gaga


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